QUALITY-SPEAK: A MANAGER'S GLOSSARY by Nancy K. Austin I HAVE YET TO FIND TWO PEOPLE who agree on what quality is, or the best way to measure it, or whether you need a consultant to design the perfect quality-improvement program for your company. I do know that it helps to be armed when you get into a quality debate, so here's the lingo you'll need to hold up your end of the argument. TQM: Short for Total Quality Management, TQM applies quality principles to everything a company does, even the way its departments work together on the inside; satisfying your "internal customers" is a hallmark of the TQM process. This stem-to-stern approach has led some experts to hail TQM as a "thought revolution in management" that reaches far beyond the quality-control department to embrace "quality of work, quality of service, quality of innovation...quality of people, quality of company, quality of objectives." CQI: The Japanese left TQM behind in their search for a better way and "zero defects," focusing on a never-ending journey they call kaizen. Stateside, we call it Continuous Quality Improvement, or CQI. There's another reason we're hearing more about CQI, according to Karl Albrecht, a leading authority on quality. "More and more businesses are abandoning the term "TQM," says Albrecht, "because of its negative implications of mindless hypercontrol and dehumanization, and are moving to more generic terms, such as 'total quality.'" Philosophy more than procedure drives total quality and CQI, which stress a wholesale commitment to creating value for the customer, from product design through delivery to aftersales services. Central to CQI is the notion that, for better or worse, quality is relative; it never stands still. Competitive Benchmarking: A tool to propel continuous improvement that involves rating your company's products, services and practices against those of the front-runners in the industry. Benchmarking makes it kosher to steal a nifty idea from somebody else and do it even better. It's sometimes called market intelligence. Pareto Analysis: A bar chart and basic measurement tool that pinpoints the impact of a host of possible forces on quality. To "do a pareto" is to find out which variables significantly affect results and which are merely distractions. Often called the 80-20 rule, because 80 percent of the problems can be traced to 20 percent of the causes. ISO 9000: The definitive global standards for quality as published by the International Standards Organization (ISO) in Geneva. Membership covers some 90 countries, representing more than 95 percent of the world's industrial production. If your company trades outside the U.S., you need official ISO 9000 certification before your products and services have a prayer of getting to market. ISO 9000 is the latest (and worst) example of quality red tape--ism, but it has absolutely bewitched countries in Europe and North America alike. The arcane, paper-driven certification process is a bureaucratic nightmare. Fortunately, if you already have a well-documented quality-management system, some minor tweaking should make the ISO beadledom happy. [This article first appeared in _Working_Woman_, March, 1993.]